I'm eligible for a new phone. Big deal. I've been eligible for over 2 years now. I like my phone. Now the store where I purchased my original phone 5 or 6 years ago is calling me. I lost the original phone just as the contract was up, so I got a new free one a 3 or 4 years ago.
I'm not going to get another one until closer to camping time. If it doesn't pick up at the campground, then I'll exchange it. I'm not getting one before that.
Hey! Verizon! LEAVE MY MINUTES ALONE!