Abigail rode her bike down the street and almost ran over a leprechan.

But, just as she was about to hit him, she swerved,

Careening over to the left barely missing him. Then a dog

dashed out in front of her. she almost

examined her mental state, because

funny things like that just didn't happen to people like her. Once she collected herself, she went back to check on her almost victims. The leprechan was so

grateful, that he made her a nice lunch of...

hominy. There was a big celebration. They served

just about everyone in the neighborhood (because you know how nosy neighbors can be--they had all run outside at the commotion).

Kites mysteriously flew over the leprechaun hominy lunch, causing everyone to become startled. The leprechauns

Leaped in the air

Because, miraculously, their hominy lunch resulted in the whole neighborhood collectively losing 1623 pounds, instantly! It was amazing! Even old Mrs Gupta, who'd been fat her whole life, found that she...

...not only lost 15 pounds, but also...







-Lynn

noticed she'd gone down to a size 2, but her feet were so big, that she had to borrow her brother's clown shoes!

Oh, they were too big for her