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What Does A Turkey Say?

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Old 10-15-2001, 09:54 AM   #1
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Gobble, gobble, gobble? NOT ALWAYS!

A jewellery-loving turkey says
"Bauble, bauble, bauble"

A dyslexic turkey says
"Boggle, boggle, boggle"

A turkey in a shoe repair shop says
"Cobble, cobble, cobble"

A turkey who is an old-time movie fan says
"Gable, Gable, Gable"

A turkey with a sore throat says
"Gargle, gargle, gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg says
"Hobble, hobble, hobble"

A Cockney turkey with a sore leg says
"Obble, obble, obble"

A football turkey says
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey says
"Nibble, nibble, nibble"

A turkey who argues a lot says
"Squabble, squabble, squabble"

And a dizzy turkey just goes
"Wobble, wobble, wobble"

There ya go! That is pretty silly. Any to add? LOL!
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Old 10-15-2001, 10:22 AM   #2
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Oy vey!
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Old 10-15-2001, 01:03 PM   #3
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I know! I know! I can stupider than this, however. LOL!
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Old 10-25-2001, 07:24 PM   #4
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Lol! That was funny, thanks And much needed with Turkey Day around the corner. Remember, "nibble, nibble, nibble" when the dishes get passed around the table this year.
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Old 10-28-2001, 10:34 PM   #5
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A favorite closing of mine at Thanksgiving is:

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump
May your potatoes and gravy be nary a lump
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize
May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off YOUR THIGHS!

I also say :
Follow the Program.
You"ll roast your turkey
NOT cook your Goose!

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