The fights. I feel like I could handle that better than getting black eyed pea songs stuck in my head or having to listen to Mariachi music all day. I also could legitimately call the cops on fighting.
WYR: Have a flower bead in your front yard with annuals that takes a bit of money and a lot of time to upkeep but is really pretty and sometimes fun to work on, or just put in small trees or a bush that takes little to no effort but looks just ok. (yes... I'm upgrading my yard XD)
Chef! I would have him in the kitchen all the time!
Would you rather live with a mean drunk who likes to fight and is a danger to themselves and others, except you--they adore you, OR live with an angry person who is consistently verbally abusive to you and appears to enjoy putting you down in front of others, but every now and then showers you with gifts?
Wow, tough choice Marli!! Neither, but I would take the first because the second sounds a little familiar...
WYR have a new talent that you're good at but which changes every year (e.g., you're great at singing this year but then next year it's gone and instead you're great at cooking), or have a really great consistent talent of your choice?
EWWW!!!! I really want to slap a stranger, but I am not trying to be the subject of an assault charge, but I really really don't want to sit on someone else's pee. But I have to say sitting in pee, because I can scrub for days, but I cannot deal with jail. Now if you said I could get away with it....
Would you rather find your soul mate and forgo the job of your dreams, or never find your soul mate but have the job of your dreams?
WYR have one gorgeous and comfortable pair of shoes that never wore out but you have to wear every day, or lots of shoes that you don't like very much but you can wear different ones every day?
Lot's of unlikeable shoes. I would get bored with that one pair. Plus it might be fun to try and dress up in ways that could make the ugly shoes, not so ugly....
WYR raise 5 orphans if you could afford it, or fund a small charity that assists foster children with their various needs?
I like reading and being alone for long periods, but I know that I would miss human contact a ton if I go too long without it. So yeah, I would take the one person, we can always tell each other stories....
WYR deal with losing your house keys right at this moment, or your car keys??
Whoa......parents no way, I would go crazy for sure! In-laws, no problem but of the two, it would have to be an ex - not sure how I'd explain that to my kids and husband though lol!
WYR see in black and white or have no sense of smell?