WYR have a really bad date every week for a year but have an 80% chance of meeting the man of your dreams after that year or a good date every week but have a 20% chance of meeting the man of your dreams after that year?
Good dates for the year. I still have a chance for meeting the man of my dreams, and horrid dates are so... GAH! And scary sometimes. Much rather spend my year having fun and then if I don't find the guy of my dreams, I'd be fine.
WYR: Have a bed bug infestation (that will never go away) in the house of your dreams in the perfect neighborhood, comfortable, beautiful, and other than the bed bugs PERFECT (and you can easily afford it), or live in the house of your night mares but never deal with any infestations ever! This house is in a scary neighborhood, plumbing, electric, cold in winter, hot in summer, and never feels like home.
Nightmare home, I cannot stand any form of pest in my abode.
WYR move in, during your senior years, with your son who you love and see every day, but has a wife who openly despises you and makes your stay miserable, OR live in a senior community where you never get to see your son, and the accommodations are reasonable.
Move in with my son. I can handle horrid people, and the times I have left with my son would be worth the wretchedness of his wife.
WYR: Have your parents name you a Lord of the Rings Character (Such as Arwyn or Galadriel), or have your parents name you after a Wheel of Times Character (Such as Nyneave, Elayne, or Egwene).
WYR have the public watch your every waking moment on television for the rest of your life, or be isolated in a cabin atop a mountain never seeing or speaking with another human being for the rest of your life.
Elizabeth!! I love reading and watching anything about the Tudors.
WYR die in your sleep and never get a chance to say goodbye to your loved ones, or suffer in excruciating pain before you die, but get to say your last words to your loved ones.
That is an EVIL WYR... I hate both... that's so hard.... I think the sun. Hiccups are painful, the sun thing I think would be less... destructive.
WYR: Get stuck with a ferral cat that sprays everything, claws up your furniture, scratches you, but always remembers to use the litterbox, OR get stuck with 5 nice and sweet dogs that bark all the time, eat all the time, often mark their territory, but are really sweet animals?
That's hard...neither one is suited for my clean freakness....ugh...spraying....marking....I guess the dogs, I'm too pretty to be scratched all up .
WYR be absent from your child's life during ages 1-11, but be present for ages 0-1 and 12-21 (first year of life, graduations, puberty), or absent from your child's life during ages 12-21, but be present for ages 0-1 and 1-11 (first year of life, first day of kindergarten, school recitals)?
That is a tough one, but I think you shape a child more between the ages of 0-11, so at least if I raised him or her well, I would know that they will grow up to be a good person. They will resent me during their teenage years, but this is better than them growing up without me and me having to try to get their love and trust back after being absent during the time when they develop and learn the most important basic life lessons. So, in summary I would be there from 0-11 and absent from then to 21.
A slightly lighter one now...
WYR have pen on your face all day that looks like a moustache or spinach in your teeth all day, but which only notices when you smile or talk?