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05-27-2013, 08:16 PM
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#181
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri--GOD'S COUNTRY!!
Posts: 3,227
S/C/G: 185/see tracker/125
Height: 4'11"
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It is a little tough!! By the way--- hope you had a wonderful and safe Memorial Day!
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05-27-2013, 08:19 PM
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#182
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Trying to be in the 160s
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Washington, D.C.
Posts: 4,807
S/C/G: See my siggy ;)
Height: 5'8"
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I have a bruised rib. I'd like to say it was a bar fight. But it was actually a tennis accident. For a moment, I thought I was on grass. Evidently not.
Last edited by IanG; 05-27-2013 at 08:19 PM.
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05-27-2013, 09:06 PM
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#183
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149
S/C/G: 204/114/120
Height: 5'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IanG
I have a bruised rib. I'd like to say it was a bar fight. But it was actually a tennis accident. For a moment, I thought I was on grass. Evidently not.
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The question is, were you in a bar before you played tennis ?
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05-27-2013, 09:24 PM
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#184
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Trying to be in the 160s
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Washington, D.C.
Posts: 4,807
S/C/G: See my siggy ;)
Height: 5'8"
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I was definitely in a bar afterwards, I think. But, like I said, I swear I was on grass as well.
Last edited by IanG; 05-27-2013 at 09:26 PM.
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05-27-2013, 09:52 PM
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#185
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri--GOD'S COUNTRY!!
Posts: 3,227
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Height: 4'11"
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You need to learn which end to keep up! LOL!
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05-28-2013, 06:02 AM
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#186
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Updating my software ;)
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,049
S/C/G: KGs: 82 / ?? / 55
Height: 5ft
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bargoo
Threadkiller is waning, it looks like it is on its last legs. I hate to give up on it as it has kept me out of the refrigerator many times in the last few years.I have enjoyed the good laughs we have had and don't want to say goodbye. What do you all think ?
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Sorry my focus has been waning. I'm getting bogged down with assignments and can't find much break time. I shouldn't even be here now
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05-28-2013, 06:03 AM
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#187
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Updating my software ;)
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,049
S/C/G: KGs: 82 / ?? / 55
Height: 5ft
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IanG
I have a bruised rib. I'd like to say it was a bar fight. But it was actually a tennis accident. For a moment, I thought I was on grass. Evidently not.
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If you thought you were on the grass, are you sure it's your rib that's bruised?
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05-28-2013, 08:37 AM
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#188
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149
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Ian, I tried to find a funny tennis joke, but the ones that were printable for this forum were way below your intelligence and the funny ones would have had us banned permanently.
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05-31-2013, 10:49 AM
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#189
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Updating my software ;)
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,049
S/C/G: KGs: 82 / ?? / 55
Height: 5ft
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bargoo
Ian, I tried to find a funny tennis joke, but the ones that were printable for this forum were way below your intelligence and the funny ones would have had us banned permanently.
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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
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05-31-2013, 10:51 AM
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#190
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhiko
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
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This is one that I thought was way below Ian's intelligence......I don't think he is in 3rd grade, I suppose I could be wrong.
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05-31-2013, 10:53 AM
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#191
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Updating my software ;)
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New Zealand
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I hope this one's all right. It seems to fit IanG's situation best. It made me so I'll paste the link only...
Picture Joke
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05-31-2013, 11:01 AM
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#192
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Updating my software ;)
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: New Zealand
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bargoo
This is one that I thought was way below Ian's intelligence......I don't think he is in 3rd grade, I suppose I could be wrong.
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I see. Well, it's better to post something rather than nothing. Isn't that the way thread conversations continue and give others topic ideas--by saying random things? Conversations are to and fro. What would I know... I only study linguistics. Perhaps it's YOU bargoo who has forgotten this.
I feel unwanted in this thread, so I'll go then, since I don't contribute how "some people" would like me to.
Good luck with your 'tongue and cheek' conversations.
Over and out
Last edited by Rhiko; 05-31-2013 at 11:20 AM.
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05-31-2013, 11:50 AM
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#193
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhiko
I see. Well, it's better to post something rather than nothing. Isn't that the way thread conversations continue and give others topic ideas--by saying random things? Conversations are to and fro. What would I know... I only study linguistics. Perhaps it's YOU bargoo who has forgotten this.
I feel unwanted in this thread, so I'll go then, since I don't contribute how "some people" would like me to.
Good luck with your 'tongue and cheek' conversations.
Over and out
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Everybody is wanted in this thread, the more the merrier. I am sorry if I said something to offend you, it not intended as such.
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