(I didn't see one of these already when I looked through this forum.)

Basically, the person above you will make a wish. You grant it yet find someway to make it corrupt.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it's all in pennies and you can't exchange them for larger bills.

So on and so forth. Once you corrupt someone else's wish, then you make your own for the next person to corrupt.


I wish the next four months would hurry up and be over with.

Granted, but you're summoned to jury duty at the end of the 4 months and the trail lasts 1 month.

I wish I my room would clean itself.

Granted, but it gets OCD about itself and decides your belongings are garbage too and throws it all out.

I wish this game would pick up. xD

Granted... the game picked up VD... better use protection

I wish I had cute new clothes

Granted, but the 'cuteness' came from from the fact that they're all baby clothes.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but it's literally made of sand with sandpaper slices.

I wish the laundry machines weren't in the basement of the building.

Granted, they are on the roof

I wish a had a personal chef

Granted. However, he only knows how to cook one recipe. Haggis.

I wish I lived near the ocean.

Granted, you live in a storm-prone region near the Arctic Ocean

I wish I could run faster

Granted, but you have to do it on all fours to maintain stability.

I wish the people in my livingroom would be quieter. xD

Granted, but now you live with a bunch of mimes.

I wish I could find a job making six figures a year.

Granted, all of those figures are zeros.

I wish I could have a magic wand!

Granted, but its a conductors wand

I wish I could have world peace!

Granted but all the humans die.

I wish I wasn't so bloated. =/

Granted but now the world news wants to know how you did it and are camped on your front porch for 2 weeks

I wish my kids would just go to bed already!