[Jonsgurl0531]

"I wish gas prices would come down"
granted but now you have to pay an admission fee to get into a gas station

I wish pizza had no carbs

[Embuhlee]

Granted, but all the carbs are replaced with fats. D:

I wish I could find textbooks without having to pay an arm and a leg for them.

[snorkelmom]

Granted: but on the first day of class you find out you have the wrong edition, making them near useless.

I wish that my husband wasn't so grumpy this weekend!

[Embuhlee]

Granted, but now he's super sleepy and you can't get him to get out of bed.

I wish that I could get back onto a normal sleeping schedule.

[2hotinhere]

Granted, but your best friend suddenly have insomnia calls you every night for a 4 hours long chat.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

[Aclai4067]

Granted, but you moved to Australia and they grade out of 7

I wish I would stop breaking out (I'm too old for this many zits)!

[abluvion]

Granted, but it requires $400 per month in skin care products to achieve.

I wish baking didn't heat my apartment up so horribly in the summer.

[Lovely]

Granted! Now when you try to bake your oven is broken and won't heat anything.

I wish I could get motivated to do all the things I've always wanted to do.

[abluvion]

But... but... Aw, crud.

Well fine, your wish is granted, but there are now enormous, 5-year waiting lists for all the things you've wanted to do. Even if it's as simple as visiting a new city. Nope, sorry, the city is not accepting new visitors until 2017. AND all of your activities require 30 page application forms. So there.


I wish the landlord next door would finally remove the darn broken branch that's been hanging in my window for four months!

[NiteOwlMommy]

Granted the branch gets taken down and placed on your bed....

I wish I could wake up with my hair instantly styled to my liking.

[Endlessrain]

Granted- it's styled beautifully when you hop out of bed but when you get to work it looks awful.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

[124chicksinger]

Granted...but you fall asleep early, forgetting to pick up your usual daily lottery ticket......and your numbers hit.

I wish the laundry fairy would show up and take some of this never-ending chore off my hands.

[Embuhlee]

Granted, but more roads are given tolls. D:

I wish I could lose some weight this week!

[NiteOwlMommy]

(I don't want to corrupt this one because I wish for the same thing)

Granted..you have lost weight because all your hair fell off...

I wish my husband wouldn't frustrate me so much!!

[Porthardygurl]

Granted! But now your husband finds you frustrating all the time and cant stand to be around you day in and day out.

I wish my husband would have more sex with me! mwahahaa!