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"I wish money would really grow on trees"
Granted, but it turns brown, brittle and unusable the moment you pluck it from the tree. I wish my coffee would stay warm. |
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(is this right?? LOL). I wish I only had to work part time. |
Granted, but your co-workers keep calling out, and your boss keeps telling you that you have to make up their time and come in on your days off.
I wish cheese had no calories. |
Granted, the cheese has no calories, with no flavor just a yellow appearence.
I wish I could have a pay raise. |
Granted, but inflation makes it useless.
I wish the semester would start now. |
Granted, but it's one week long, you have to read 20 books, write 15 research papers and pass 10 tests.
I wish my husband would cook supper tonight! |
Granted....Grab that bottle of BEANO
I wish my wife would allow get off this Dr. Who on TV kick |
Granted: Remind her (gently) of how easily one can change female sidekicks (as proven by the Doctor) ;)
(then get out of arm's reach :p) I wish there were more hours in the day. |
Granted, you now have far more chores to do, each of them take up the time added to the day.
I wish there were an easier way to get all my grocery bags up three flights of stairs. |
Granted but that mean you have to work those extra hours.
I wish that I had an unlimited bank account. |
Granted, but it can also be accessed by unlimited people.
I wish I had an airplane ticket. |
Granted but it's a one way ticket to Timbuktu
I wish I could hit a curve ball |
Granted but you end up taking out the windshield of a brand new bentley
I wish I would never feel sad |
Granted, but in exchange you can never feel sleepy ever again!
I wish the heat would go away!!!! |
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