#301
Miraculous Amus Babus ;)
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: the great USA :)
Posts: 2,092
S/C/G: 271/217/140
Wish granted but your new Vice President was your competition in the primaries!
#302
"Evolution Required"
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cheesesteak
Posts: 425
S/C/G: 250/Ticker/150
Height: 5'8
Granted but your sudden and "miraculous" recovery causes your family to be skeptical of any future conditions and they label you a hypochondriac.
#303
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,977
S/C/G: 193/153.4/145
Height: 5'6" Low Carb WOE
Granted, but you only compete in the "power walking" event and come in dead last.
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#304
*Shakes fist at regain*
Join Date: May 2013
Location: U.S.
Posts: 375
S/C/G: 150ish/ 114 / 109
Height: 5'
Quote:
Originally Posted by
zogo
I wish my laundry was washed, dried, ironed and put away.
Granted, but it was performed by an infestation of singing cockroaches!
I wish I could stop procrastinating and finish the article I'm working on.
#305
"Evolution Required"
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cheesesteak
Posts: 425
S/C/G: 250/Ticker/150
Height: 5'8
Granted, you finish the article!! But suddenly your computer shuts down, you get a blue screen, oh no your computer won't reboot!!
#306
Never ever giving up!
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Not where I want to be...
Posts: 277
S/C/G: See ticker :)
Height: 5'4.5"
Granted, but they will both be born with four fully functional arms and an extreme need to run around and touch things and be crazy!
#307
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 296
S/C/G: 85/85/55
Height: 170
Granted, but you will travel without the passport, with huge baggage and with your own feet)
#308
~Shannon
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Wilson, NC
Posts: 840
S/C/G: 210.8/see ticker/140
Height: 5 ft 3.5 in
Granted....you do not get fat but instead you shrink and shrink and shrink til you are 6 inches tall....
#309
"Evolution Required"
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cheesesteak
Posts: 425
S/C/G: 250/Ticker/150
Height: 5'8
Granted, but in your absence from work your boss awards a much wanted promotion meant for you, to the new employee.
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#310
Miraculous Amus Babus ;)
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: the great USA :)
Posts: 2,092
S/C/G: 271/217/140
Wish granted! But you have prostitutes always loitering outside of your new club, and everyone has fake Ids, they're identical to the legit Ids so you're giving away booze that you shouldn't and the cops find out. Now you're in hot water!
#311
"Evolution Required"
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cheesesteak
Posts: 425
S/C/G: 250/Ticker/150
Height: 5'8
Granted, a sudden horrific downturn in the economy cause your entire family to move into your home to survive. Hope you have enough sleeping bags....
#312
Miraculous Amus Babus ;)
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: the great USA :)
Posts: 2,092
S/C/G: 271/217/140
Wish granted! But you divorce them both...oops!
#313
Member
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 54
S/C/G: 279/257/180
Height: 5'7"
Granted, but no one can touch you because you will bleed with any type of human contact.
#314
Getting my life back
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Denver
Posts: 1,160
S/C/G: 192.2/ticker/120
Height: 5'
Granted: But then aliens take notice and start abducting people for experiments.
#315
Miraculous Amus Babus ;)
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: the great USA :)
Posts: 2,092
S/C/G: 271/217/140
Wish granted! But once you pass, you have a very demanding clientele and boy, do they ever drive you nuts!!
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