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I feel bad about corrupting this one. It's so sweet! Granted, but the wedding is in Japan and you can't find an airline or a cruise line company to get you there in time!
I wish I had a concert grand piano all to myself.
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Granted, it falls on you looney-tunes style.
I wish all my packing and moving was done!
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Granted, but the moving company took your stuff to the wrong place!
I wish I was really good at chess.
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jonah , 08-17-2012 09:21 AM
But then you develop arthritis, making it difficult to play.
(no pain, no gain :P)
If I had a hammer...
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theox , 09-28-2012 11:45 PM
Granted, but it's made of porcelain.
I wish my new shoes were already broken in.
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Granted, but you can never take em' off ;-)
I wish I had a ginger cat, like Garfield
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Granted, but it's a taxidermied cat. (too dark?)
I wish I never have to wash dishes again.
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Granted, but the new dishwasher is some creepy guy who moves into your house, sleeps on your couch, and smells like cheese....
I wish to win the lottery!
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zogo , 12-12-2012 07:31 AM
Granted, but you lose the ticket before you can claim the prize
I wish my Christmas shopping was done
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Granted! But the gifts are all wrong! Wrong size, color, style, game, etc.
I wish I could say what I wanted & not loose my job!
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zogo , 12-15-2012 08:04 AM
Granted. Now you are the boss, and because of what you say, all your employees quit.
I wish I had a closet for my clothes.
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Granted! But it has a monster in it & it likes to grab you & tickle you so badly that you can't breathe!
I wish I could meet & have dinner at a table surrounded by my favorite actors & actresses!
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Granted! But they all talk nonstop about themselves and end up in a fight about who is the most talented.
I wish it were spring.
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Granted! But now your hayfever is soooo bad, you can't enjoy a moment of it!
I wish I owned a home, free & clear, over-looking the ocean.
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Granted, but the ocean is too cold to swim in so you have to mortgage the house to build a swimming pool.
I wish I could move to Greece.
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