Granted..but while on vacation you get shipwreaked and have to live your life out on a tiny island with a bunch of strangers.
I wish we could nab the loser who stole my husband's iPod. |
Granted...But it turns out the loser who stole it dropped it in a puddle and cracked the screen.
I wish I had a sexy new car. Vroom vroom! |
Granted but it has no engine or tires.
I wish I had a new washing machine! |
Granted, but your new washing machine is Barbie sized..
I wish I could have a better vertical jump. |
Granted, but your jump only increases by 1/2 an inch.
I wish I had slender fingers. |
Granted! You now have fingers like Nosferatu.
I wish I could get my car fixed this week. |
Granted, but now you cant drive to due to all the roads in your town being flooded with 4 feet of water.
I wish my boss would shut his trap! |
Granted, but now you have to try and understand all his hand gestures.
I wish I could fall asleep. |
Granted!
But now you find yourself always tired |
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I wish I could see into the future. |
Granted but you can only see milliseconds into the future...
I wish I could grow my hair on command (kind of like the barbies back then where you could pull more hair out LOL) |
Granted, but it all grows in the wrong colors!
I wish I could fly! |
Granted, but now there's more traffic, meaning you'll take longer to get to places and use more gas anyways.
I wish that I would make my End of September goal. |
Granted, but it will be the end of September 2012.
I wish someone would pay my son's college tuition. |
granted but he ends up with a degree in Queer Musicology from UCLA
i wish i had sparkling white teeth |
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