True Life: I Do My Makeup While Driving (not me!!!)
True Life: I'm a Crazy Cat Lady (also not me)
True Life: I Have a Good Degree and I'm Still Unemployed (okay, that's me lol)
True Life: I Am Incapable of Picking a Radio Station
True Life: I Come to A Complete Stop at the Light Even if It's a Green Arrow
True Life: I Got Married to Get Out of My Parents House
This is kinda fun!