My husband had a relative that actually lost weight on the beer-and-cheddar cheese-diet. Blech!
I eat tons of salad, which my co-workers refer to as rabbit food. In their honor I propose the rabbit food diet, in which you eat only the pelleted alfalfa sold as food for pet bunnies, and all the carrots you can eat!
Current Mini-goal: Slimmer Summer
I actually went on my chocolate diet when I was 14. Here it is:
Breakfast: 3 tasty-cake cupcakes with chocolate icing
Lunch: Lettuce and tomato sandwich with chocolate milk and a large hershey bar.
Dinner: Hamburger, cottage cheese and desert of chocolate pudding
Snack: Chocolate ice cream with whip cream
This worked when I was 14, but I wouldn't do it now