Smoked salmon tastes like bacon!
I just discovered that if you cook smoked salmon on a skillet until it's crispy, it tastes almost exactly like bacon. Delicious!
Also, I saw a thread in which someone mentioned that if you put cinnamon on peeled apples and microwave it, it tastes just like apple pie.
I was wondering if anyone knew any other tricks for taste-alikes of naughty foods?