You are actually kind of cute in your own quirky ex hippy way. I like that you chat it up with every one you come into contact with. And you are always smiling. THat makes you appear friendly and open, but not courgary like Modonna. What is up with her?
When you leave for,"Shul" do you dress humble and feel bad about this? Or don't know what styles would accentuate who you are and how you would feel better about how you look in public in clothes that you say are, "Matronly."