You arrive at a fancy restaurant, having just been picked up by a gorgeous man for a fabulous date. He pulls out your chair for you and the fancy serving staff rush up in their black and whites to place your napkin on your lap. You place your order, and soon, your food arrives.
And you pull out the magical mystical toddler fork!
Did you notice that this was invented by the "Flavor Spray Diet" guy? The one that sells different sprays in Bacon, Ketchup, Pesto, and Birthday Cake flavors? "You can spray them directly into your mouth!" Better yet, spritz a little "Peach Melba Spray" onto your "Diet Fork" and watch those pounds melt away.