I've lost 60 pounds. My boobs are perky. All the stretch marks are gone and so are the wrinkles. I won the lottery!


APRIL FOOL!

Got me for a minute there!

I was so tired I went to bed at 930 with my five year old now I am awake and ready to go at 600 am...this shift work is a killer!

It is spring break here for the kids so I think we will have a fun day...hit the gym and then maybe go to the Odyssium...or the big mall!

It snowed last night......I am sure it won't be around long.

Hope to hear from everyone today!

Roll call.....

Eliz

Well what fun - as long as we are doing April Fool's jokes - then here goes mine......

My life is totally perfect!
I lost 50 lbs overnite!
I'm 21 again!
and my hair is naturally straight and thick
and I don't know what frizz is!

yea right!
well that was fun anyway! hahahaha

I hope nobody gets "fooled" to bad today!
ya'll try to be good!

hugs,
Cathy

I am thin, strong, eating only healthy food. I look like Barbie and have no wrinkles. I also have a million dollar bank account, I am debt free and headed for the Bahamas in 15 minutes!!

NoT!!!

Hey Kids !

I am 26 (25 wasn't so good lol). 140 lbs, no pimples, wrinkes, grays or cottage cheese skin. Healthy, beautiful and rich. I don't WORK. My entire family is healthy and happy.

NO STRESS ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Good morning

Just checking in.....just got out of bed.....am going to have coffee.....I do need it today....also am going to use my light box.

See you later.

April

P.S.....my DH is singing to Charlie....our dog....Charlie is howling!!!!!

Hello gang

I had a wreck this morning and totaled my car. I was fleeing from the cops after they clocked me doing 90 in a 45. I was doing pretty good til they put down those strips to blow out my tires. I am out on bail and could be facing a month in jail. I am okay...as the car flew into the air at 90 mph all my fat flew off on the back of my crow's feet and my age rolled back. I am now 21, 135 lbs, wrinkle free and no gray hairs. I am a billionaire and will be jet-setting all over the world with all the men who vie for my attention.

I actually dreamed that last night. What a reality check when I woke up!! I think it was the pills.

In reality I am suffering. Stupid me pulled on a vine in the yard this wknd and then touched my face. As soon as I did it I knew I'd messed up. My eyes are very swollen, my lips are not straight, tiny blisters cover my face and are beginning to pop which means I will then lose all the skin on my face. I am highly allergic to grass and stuff and knew better!!! As of yesterday I started a dospak. I am miserable. Heat just makes it worse so I have to stay under a fan.

Tomorrow is my birthday and we've cancelled plans due to my face. Chris wanted to take me somewhere to get me out of the house. He'd thought about going to the museum and eating on the grounds. Nothing tastes better than a bologna sandwich eaten outdoors. It's in the 70's this week.

The good thing is that Chris and I both officially started WW today. He ate a 9 point breakfast and I had an 8 point one. I don't feel like exercising today but hopefully will tomorrow or later tonite. I am sure hoping and praying that this time we do it.

Hope everyone has a good day

Sweetie - I am so sorry about your allergic reaction - so sorry girlie.

Congrats on starting WW today - that is awesome! you go girlie! one day at a time - one point at a time - you can do this!

Please take care of yourself.

I hope you have a Blessed Birthday!

hugs,
Cathy

Sweet that is terrible. I am so sorry that happened to you.

Here is mine for the day......
Of course I have an unlimited supply of money in my account.
I have a maid.
I am perfectly toned with no trace of cellulite.
I don't overeat.
I don't have to work.
I know how to cook even though I don't need to being that I have a chef too.
I travel to all of the sunny spots in the world all through the year.