Sarge's No Excuses Boot Camp #7

[BudgetBaby]

Me1st: The first person to "make a zero carb, zero fat, zero cal, zero sugar, food like substance that will satisfy nicotine cravings, chocolate cravings, sugar cravings and crunchy stuff cravings" will be so rich that all your worldly possessions and organs (and mine too) would just be a drop in the bucket. I would so like to own the patent for that.

AwaitingChange: I've been very pleased with the scale I have. Siltec brand. Several years old now. Accurate to 400 or 440 or something like that. It looks very much like the scale you're looking at. I gave $60 for it, but that was a long time ago. They've probably come down in price. I was only willing to pay that much because I had purchased two cheaper scales, neither of which was accurate and both of which broke soon after purchase.

[AnonymouslyYours]

Josey -- can't wait to hear how it went!!

[Me1stAllways]

Platoon. Sorry for the random comments today. Need to keep busy. Tuff few days. Here ya go.

The ONEderland group started a thread I found HILLARIOUS and motovational... I have to share some of this with you! Go check it out, its like 10 pages long lol.

I WANNA STAY FAT CUZ...
I enjoy having a muffin top in every size pants, even bigger ones!
I don't need to walk by a fun house mirror to look short and fat, I just look in the regular one.
I like when I step on the Wii Fit and it makes the "oooh!" sound.
I love when people think I'm 3/4 months pregnant.
I love having to order clothes because the store ONLY carries one in my size and some one else bought it

I love lying to the DMV about my weight on my driver's license - I dare that lady behind the computer to look me up and down and not say anything.
I love painting my toenails while panting for lack of air. It drys the nail polish quicker.

I love the fact that all plus size clothes are HUGE floral print or BEAUTIFUL paisley! Who doesn't love flowers and "fun" designs!
I enjoy my cankles not fitting in the ankle straps of sandals or being able to zip up calf length boots.
I really enjoy everyone watching me go back to the buffet at Golden Corral three or four times BEFORE hitting the dessert bar. Ha ha skinny minis! I can beat you in an eating contest any day! It's a badge of honor baby!
I don't give a hoot about going to amusement parks. Roller coaster are so uncool nowadays anyway.
Traveling is so much more comfortable when you can fake fastening your seat belt on a plane!


I think it's super hot when my boyfriend drools over any thin attractive actress on TV then has to remind me that he wouldnt rather be with anyone else so I dont rip his head off


Check it out
I wanna stay fat because.....


1 bunny for every 5lbs lost
1 1/2 days smoke free and on my period ~ thinking not such a brilliant combo lol perhaps I was hasty in being so GUN-HO lol too bad, Im in the s*it now, gutta sux it up solder!

[josey]

@envelope Believe me, I am going to be chasing after you :-)) The race is on!!

@AnonymouslyYours W6D2 is in the books!!! That was a tough one though. I was sore from yesterday and could even feel it during warm up. I figured I will just try and see how far I get. The first 10 minutes running were so-so but the 2nd 10 minutes were hard work. I almost gave up 7 minutes into the 2nd run but as I said I hate repeating. The last 3 minutes almost killed me though.
Oh well, onto W6D3!!! Good luck tomorrow AnonymouslyYours!

[josey]

@Me1stAllways ooohhhh boots!! I didn't even think about boots yet!! I am so going to buy boots in fall! Not one but two pairs!!!

[Kendrab1223]

Not are how the fast5 way to eating is going to work with my work scheule. I LOVE eating this way but eating from 1p-6p might not work so well now that I'll be up for many more hours than I'm used to. Plus, took a nap today and woke up at 4. I just forced myself to eat something (small bowl of cereal) and right now I'm only at 1100 cals for the day. Usually my dinners are pretty big meals. This job thing is really throwing me for a loop!

My plan for tonight is to go for a walk on my lunch break- even if it's lapping walmart a few times because I'm all set with walking outside in an uncomfortable place around midnight. Noo thank you!

I hope everyone has a good night!

[Kendrab1223]

Me1st- Im totally going to check out that thread!!!!

[rmc9142]

I nabbed a quickie cache behind a grocery store yesterday afternoon with my husband.

CourtneyDaisey, I've had THE crappiest day that I've had in a long, long, long time, but that has me laughing so hard, tears are falling down my face. So, thank you for that!

Yeah, sometimes I am 12.

[JayTee]

Hey troops..go hog wild for a few minutes on the thread if you want before I shut it down in the next two three minutes.

Me 1st--No worries about posting randomly. If posting keeps your from caving on binging, smoking or something equally addicting we'd rather see you post 100 times and find a friendly voice to SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD.

Pokey--A car?!?! Well, running can be dangerous.

Kendra -- Lapping Wal-Mart...go for it! Might be time to break out the stealth exercises too...lunging and high stepping every other aisle!

[JayTee]

"Quickie cache with my husband" -- nice catch Rmc. The rest of us 12 year olds missed that one!

[kurisitaru]

!!! This thread moves so fast...

[JayTee]

I know Kuri---it's making Sarge's head these days, but here's
the new link:

SARGE'S BOOT CAMP #8:

Sarge's No Excuses Boot Camp #8