a little humor..
Tonight we had brownies and ice cream to celebrate my brother-in-law finishing up his school year. My husband (the stinker, who has very little weight to lose) starts scooping his ice cream. When he finished I looked over and said, "whoa! That's a lot." He replied, "What? I'm counting calories. Just trying to see how high I can count."
Haha, if only that actually worked, I'd love counting my calories!