Ahaha funny, you made me laugh!!!! I have kind of a similar experience. I got the depo shot about 1 1/2 years ago. It totally messed my body up! I gained soooo much weight and not to mention I would have TOM for like 4 - 6 weeks straight! Eventually I got so upset that I referred to me and to my "vajayjay" as different people. Once the shot wore off I never got it again! Nor do I use birth control, I am to scared!
But yes, you are not alone! I once too talked to my "vajayjay."
hahahaha