Make me thin
So I'm sure everyone is familiar with the tune of Robbie's Make Me Pure... Sing along!
So I hold my breath
To suck it in
It's a gut I've seen before and
a gut I'm gonna see again,
I hate every roll and I don't want a single one of them
Oh lord, make me thin and not fat.
Tell a joke
To save face
If no one else is laughing then why am I?
I split my sides both times and laugh until I cry
Oh lord please make me thin and not fat
I don't want to cook
I just dial it in
I've never found a cake that for me was disgusting
I've got a ton of sluggish genes and
lazy bones beneath this skin
Oh lord, make me thin and not fat
Smoking kills
Sex sells
I've got one hand in the sweet dish
and the other one in a crisp bag
I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is eating well
Oh lord make me thin not fat
I stopped praying so I hope this song will do
I wrote it all for you
I'm not skinny, but you don't mind that do you?
I know you're there to pull me through
Aren't you?
So I look for love
I hate the search
I've been looking for perfection all across the known universe
Every fat girl gets the guy that she deserves
Oh lord, make me thin and not fat
I've been eating
A big pork pie
They said it was fat free
And so tell me why aren't I?
You mean calories count and I need exercise?
Oh lord, please make me thin and not fat.
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