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Ruthxxx
05-17-2006, 11:19 AM
Snitched from another 3FC forum but I couldn't resist. Ilene gets the credit!

Chicken Farmer
chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What
are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my
hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"


Stephanie Osborne
05-17-2006, 11:31 AM
That is hilarious schatzi I did not see that coming :)

** Stacye **
05-17-2006, 11:40 AM
LoL Too cute - Thanks for snagging it and sharing it with us!


beachgal
05-17-2006, 11:54 AM
:lol3: :rofl: That was GREAT, Ruthie, and perfect for 3FC. :s:

Stacye, I don't think we've met before but your before/after pics are outstanding! How gorgeous you are! :D

MsCrockett
05-17-2006, 12:00 PM
:lol: :joker: :rofl: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :crazy: :crazy: