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Old 03-31-2006, 05:39 PM   #1  
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Default New Diet!! Lol!

Monday

Breakfast:1 cup weak tea
Lunch: 1 boullion cube in half cup diluted water
Dinner: 1 pigeon thigh,2 oz. prune juice(gargle only)

Tuesday

Breakfast: scraped crumbs from burnt toast
Lunch: 1 doughnut hole without sugar
Dinner: 3 eyes from irish potatoes(diced)

Wednesday

Breakfast: shredded eggshell skin
Lunch: navel from an orange
Dinner: 2 jelly fish skins, 1 gallon dehydrated water

Thursday

Breakfast: boiled out stains from tablecloth
Lunch: half dozen poppy seeds
Dinner: bee's knee's and mosquito knuckles sauted with vinegar

Friday

Breakfast: 2 lobster antenna's
Lunch: 1 guppy fin
Dinner: fillet of soft shell crab claw

Saturday

Breakfast: 4 chopped banana seeds
Lunch: broiled butterfly liver
Dinner: jelly fish vertbrae (jellied)

Sunday

Breakfast: pickled hummingbird tongue
Lunch: prime ribs of tadpole
Dinner: aroma of empty custard pie shell, tossed paprika&clover leaf(one)
salad

All meals to be eaten under microscope to avoid extra portions!!!
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