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honey-dipped
01-17-2006, 02:23 AM
The name of the game is 'Your wish is granted' and the rules are really easy.

One person will post a wish like so....


"I wish that my boss would be willing to talk about my raise"
The next person will grant the wish, but with a bit of a twist and then post their own wish....


Wish granted...your boss talked to you about your raise and you are now unemployed.
I wish.....


honey-dipped
01-17-2006, 02:24 AM
first post...

I wish that I wasn't so exhausted today.

grapecoffee
01-17-2006, 11:45 PM
Wish granted... You can never be exhausted and are forced to run on a treadmill all day.

I wish I had a maid.


stacylambert
01-18-2006, 01:17 AM
Wish granted...You got a maid and she robbed you blind!

I wish I wasn't sick.

1dayatatime
01-18-2006, 09:57 AM
Wish granted...you feel so good that you become grapecoffee's new maid.

I wish someone would invent no-calorie chocolate.

cinnamonspice
01-18-2006, 10:06 AM
I invented no-calorie chocolate but you ate so much of it your teeth have forever turned brown!!!

I wish that I actually liked doing exercise.

Schatzi
01-18-2006, 10:09 AM
Wish Granted: They just made 0 calorie chocolate it tastes like crap and causes uncontrollable diarrhea.

I wish I was rich

kykaree
01-18-2006, 10:20 AM
Cinnamon spice: wish granted, you now love exercise and are required to train for the modern pentahlon at the next olympics

Schatzi: you are now rich but your phone won't stop ringing with all these relations that you have never met asking for money

I wish I had an indoor swimming pool...

la3y_un1c0rn_37
01-18-2006, 11:12 AM
Your wish is granted you hane a pool but the kids will not stop knocking on your door to use the pool...


I wish all my bills where paid...

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Totally Neck-ed
01-18-2006, 11:41 AM
Wish granted - Bills are paid, you won the lottery, but now everyone is knocking at YOUR door asking for some.

I wish I could take a day off.

4myloves
01-18-2006, 12:18 PM
Done! You have the day off, but it's because you're being audited and aren't supposed to be around for it!


I wish I could see my friends more often.

marbleflys
01-18-2006, 12:26 PM
Wish granted....Your friends (about 15 in number) are coming for a visit...they will live at your house, use your bathrooms, eat all you food and drink all your liquor, they won't take a hint to go home for 8 days!

I wish my house was completely redecorated and the renovations complete.....SIGH!

HappyWife
01-19-2006, 05:15 AM
Granted! Your renovations are done but the contractors left you with a mess that will take a month to clean up.

I wish my daughter would get her life together.

Bette k
01-19-2006, 08:36 PM
Wish granted, your daughter now has a wonderful job, fabulous apartment, and rich boyfriend, but it's all on the otherside of the country and she never calls you.

I wish I had a weekend on a tropical island.

fitgal2
01-19-2006, 09:00 PM
Wish granted: you are lying on the beach in the domincan Rebublic but it starts to cloud over, begins to rain and never stops

I wish my back would stop hurting

honey-dipped
01-19-2006, 09:29 PM
Wish granted! Your back stops hurting, but you begin to experience muscle spasms and aches everywhere else!

I wish that I never had to go grocery shopping.

HappyWife
01-20-2006, 01:53 AM
Wish granted, your daughter now has a wonderful job, fabulous apartment, and rich boyfriend, but it's all on the otherside of the country and she never calls you.

I wish I had a weekend on a tropical island.

She already lives on the other side of the country and doesn't call....:(

OK... You have a weekend on a tropical island.....BUT it is because you were shipwrecked and only you and a case of pickled pigs feet landed safely.

I wish... I was nicer to people.

grapecoffee
01-20-2006, 08:55 AM
You are nicer to everyone and now they are starting to wonder why you don't come over more, or come shopping with them, or buy them gifts or do everything in the world that they want.

I wish I were an actress.

honey-dipped
01-20-2006, 09:11 AM
Wish granted :). You are now an actress in 'adult' films...

I wish I could eat everything I wanted without gaining weight.

kykaree
01-20-2006, 09:44 AM
Wish granted: you have eaten fried chicken, fries, chocolate cake, tempura, everything you have ever wanted to eat for a whole year now. You are a perfect size 6 but have just returned from the doctor only to be told you have ischaemic heart disease and diabetes, and have 12 months left to live. Sorry about that!

I wish I could ride a horse through the Outback of Australia

PsycoPhat
01-20-2006, 07:41 PM
Wish granted. You rode horseback through the Outback of Australia naked so now you're sunburned to a crisp.

I wish my weekends were 3 days long.

Bette k
01-20-2006, 09:56 PM
Wish granted, you now have 3 day weekends, but they have changed the week to 10 days long.

I wish I had a bigger house

plb@m
01-20-2006, 10:17 PM
Wish granted you have a bigger house ,but your in-law house burns down and they move in with you.

I wish I won the lottery

Tayja
01-20-2006, 10:40 PM
Wish granted, you won the lottery but you were one of 35 other people and ended up only getting about 14 cents

I wish i was photogenic

pamintx
01-21-2006, 03:43 AM
Wish granted: You are now very photogenic and your 16 year old son found pictures of you when he went to a porn site on the internet.

I wish I worked normal hours instead of night shift.

Tayja
01-21-2006, 10:15 AM
Wish granted, you now work day shift, but thats because you got fired from your job and now spend your days shoveling buffolo dung at the local zoo

i wish my mother wasnt such a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h

HappyWife
01-21-2006, 04:27 PM
Your mother is no longer a a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h, she is now a snivelling, whining drooling mother who wants your approval for everything.

I wish....I wasn't so hungry today!:^:

Cyl53
01-21-2006, 06:20 PM
Your mother is no longer a
Quote:
a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h

, she is now a snivelling, whining drooling mother who wants your approval for everything.

I wish....I wasn't so hungry today!

:D Your wish is granted....you are not so hungry today because your in-laws will be staying over and eaten you out of house and home. You'll be so busy cooking for them....you won't have time to worry about hunger!

I wish...I could train my dog to stop barking so much!!

PsycoPhat
01-21-2006, 07:38 PM
Your wish is granted. Your dogs don't bark as much but your neighbors got 3 new dogs and they bark constantly.

I wish I didn't have to work