LA Weight Loss - Can Anyone Help me with Gold Plan & Take off - Please?

Hi, I'm new here and was reading a few posts about others who have purchased plans from e-bay and help each other out. I went to the center today and am so depressed because I really can't afford to join. I really need to lose and feel awful about myself. Can anyone here help me with the gold plan and Take Off plan. Maybe someone would be willing to sell me a copy?

I feel terrible about asking this, but I just don't have the finances.

Thanks.