Sneeze ** SNORK **
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class
section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped
her nose, then visibly shuddered and shook for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and shuddered quite
violently once more.
Assuming the woman might have a cold that caused the sneezing, the man
was still curious about the shuddering, but went back to his book.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before,
she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shook even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and
asked, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose, then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied in a soft voice. "I
have a very rare medical condition. When I sneeze, I have an . . .
orgasm."
The man, now more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've
never heard of a condition like that before," he said. "Are you taking
anything for it?"
"Yes," the woman replied. "Pepper."
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