South Beach Diet - HUMP Day ** SNORK **

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should
be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." Do you
want a room with or without a view?

I'll take the room with the view, I like the sun :)

lol...cute...My initial thought was why don't they just pull the plug...I guess I don't need to go to an asylum....this week!!!

Haha, that's a good one!

A friend of mine told me this one:

What do a duck and a shopping cart have in common?


..... They both have wheels. Well, except for the duck.

Gryff, I love jokes like that!

Here's another:

What's brown and sticky?











A stick! :lol3: