100 lb. Club - OT - What is your porn star name?




View Full Version : OT - What is your porn star name?


Jillegal
08-26-2005, 03:00 PM
Okay, its a late summer Friday afternoon, so how about a bit of silly fun? :D

I'm told on one of the kinky little forums I visit that if one were to decide to become a porn star, the rule to determine your stage name is to take the name of your first family pet and add the name of the street you lived on as a child (leave off the "Drive", "Blvd.", "Circle", "Street", etc.)

I'd be Foxie Coronado :o

Who are you?


Sandi
08-26-2005, 03:04 PM
I'd be Sunshine Alice. :D

BarbaraAnn
08-26-2005, 03:18 PM
Ladies and gentlemen....please give a warm welcome to...
Skipper Clair! :encore:


SnShn13
08-26-2005, 03:28 PM
Mine is NO fun... I grew up on West 132nd Street... I guess if I drop the numbers (even though it's what makes the street the street) I'd be...

Buddy West

matt_H
08-26-2005, 03:34 PM
Mine is Spooky Fortune.

synger
08-26-2005, 03:43 PM
Candy Castle....

:o

matt_H
08-26-2005, 03:48 PM
Mine is NO fun... I grew up on West 132nd Street... I guess if I drop the numbers (even though it's what makes the street the street) I'd be...

Buddy West

BTW, I'm from Cleveland...is this West 132 and Lorain Ave? Fortune is off of West 117th.

Star
08-26-2005, 03:50 PM
Rayme Piper.....

barbygirl43
08-26-2005, 03:53 PM
Sassy Bullitt ( or Bullet depending on which street sign you read).

1of3Wishes
08-26-2005, 04:18 PM
Britches Dicky

No lie!

Had to post, just too funny!

SnShn13
08-26-2005, 04:47 PM
BTW, I'm from Cleveland...is this West 132 and Lorain Ave? Fortune is off of West 117th.

Hey Matt -

Yea, I grew up down the street from Jefferson Park. I used to go to Halloran ice skating when I was younger all the time in the winter. I still live in Cleveland and go by Fortune quite often. :hyper:

Charbar
08-26-2005, 05:08 PM
What I want to know.. is...WHAT'S JILL DOING AT THE PORN SITES!!!!??? :D :lol:

I would be Cindy Waverly

boiaby
08-26-2005, 05:12 PM
Ha, Jilly, what would we do without you?? :dizzy: This should be interesting... how about Corky Colusa!

BTW, my personal favorites so far are Synger as Candy Castle and Dawnyal as Sassy Bullitt. Incidentally, I think Sassy Bullitt may also be the name of a... um toy, :o if I'm remembering correctly?? Hmmm, how fitting! :devil:

Beverly

Charbar
08-26-2005, 05:14 PM
Beverly.. when I see pictures of you.. I see this pure, innocent woman... all good. BUT YOU ARE NASTY! (I love you more everyday !! ) :rofl:

Jen415
08-26-2005, 05:25 PM
And now....featured on the Main Stage.....

CHIQUITA MELROSE!!!! :)

boiaby
08-26-2005, 05:40 PM
Beverly.. when I see pictures of you.. I see this pure, innocent woman... all good. BUT YOU ARE NASTY! (I love you more everyday !! )
Tee hee, :s: how else do you think I've managed to fly under the radar for 28 years? Always keep 'em guessing, I say! :D


Beverly

DishyFishy
08-26-2005, 06:05 PM
:twirly: Twinkle Green :twirly:

unheardkoala
08-26-2005, 06:06 PM
lets see it would be:

Amber Milne
Trixie Milne
Dryfus Milne
Jazmen Milne

Goddess Jessica
08-26-2005, 06:45 PM
I've played this game often. And I LOVE my porn star name.

Flipsee Meadowbrook

matt_H
08-26-2005, 06:53 PM
Shake your grove thing Chiquita! Whoohooo. *as I throw $1 bills on the stage* ;)

Nash
08-26-2005, 07:51 PM
Rusty Normandy

famograham
08-26-2005, 08:13 PM
LOL..I like that one Nash!!

Mine would be:
Lady White

Linda

Jillegal
08-26-2005, 08:27 PM
Some of these are an absolute hoot! :lol:

And hey, Charbar, I don't know about Goddess J, but I don't visit porn sites!! The topic came up in a discussion board at a forum I belong to for frisky over-50s! :devil:

JuliaTN
08-26-2005, 08:33 PM
Mine is Lynx Westbrow

krysidaisy
08-26-2005, 10:40 PM
Mine would be either:
Misty Marshalltown or
Ginger Marshalltown
I can't remember which pet came first.

Some of these names are hilarious! :lol:

Jen
08-26-2005, 11:28 PM
I'd be Fluffy Leinster!

Jillegal
08-26-2005, 11:33 PM
I think my George would do better in jazz than porn with a name like Duke Wellington :D

taekwondomom
08-27-2005, 01:42 AM
Introducing Midnight Neuman ;)

howie6267
08-27-2005, 02:08 AM
Oui-oui mademoiselle we could make beautiful music together. My name it is Pierre Boynton

Gardenwife
08-27-2005, 02:14 AM
Chiming in as Cassie Winnetka (really, our collie was Casper, but my parents called him Cassie, too).

howie6267
08-27-2005, 02:21 AM
Lets see I was going thourgh some other names of pets and stretts. You know I may need to change my name to lie low. I could be.

Nick Beechbank
Duke Candle Glow :flame:
Elliott Elm
Or if I had a sex change Sarah Beacon

Gardenwife
08-27-2005, 02:23 AM
Oh, okay...We can play that game...

Charlotte Second
Smudge Waukegan
Ashley Maple
...Then Elliott Elm and so forth, like Howie.

howie6267
08-27-2005, 02:26 AM
My little Smudge. I think that fits.

Gardenwife
08-27-2005, 02:31 AM
Ohhhh, man. I've given him ammunition. WHY do I DO that?? :faint:

SuchAPrettyFace
08-27-2005, 02:31 AM
Bev: :eek:


Mine is Nino Birch


eta: yeah, Howie doesnt need any help, hehehe

Stevie Christine
08-27-2005, 01:22 PM
This is hilarious!

No lie, mine is Tinkerbell Lafayette!

jld528
08-27-2005, 02:03 PM
Mine would be Tiny Hawthorne or Tabby Hawthorne, Depending on which pet I picked.

srmb60
08-27-2005, 02:08 PM
Bobo Winthrop .... which is some better than Fuzzy Winthrop .... but we had Bobo first.

Venus In Mourning
08-27-2005, 02:42 PM
Tippi Naraganset. :lol: This is SO fun!

slimmingsi
08-27-2005, 02:56 PM
bit dull but whiskey swan.

Inca's Momma
08-27-2005, 03:56 PM
Mine sounds like a nuns name not a porn name :lol: Just so sweet and innocent...Daisy Bethany.

NJ84
08-27-2005, 04:10 PM
Tabby Blackhawk :)

tolose85
08-27-2005, 04:29 PM
Oh my.... Binky Larimer

mousie
08-27-2005, 04:44 PM
Perky Bushnell!

How convenient was it that our first cat was Perky?

matt_H
08-27-2005, 05:02 PM
Perky?! Funny!

lessofsarahtolove
08-27-2005, 08:13 PM
These are hilarious! Unfortunately, mine -- not so much. :rolleyes:

Grace Twentieth (as in 20th Street in Manhattan.) *sigh*

puff0518
08-27-2005, 10:59 PM
Oh my. This is just wrong!!! Fluffy Church!!! At least, if you go by the first pet I really remember, and the first address.

Otherwise (from when I was about 3) Maurice Turnpike...

Venus In Mourning
08-28-2005, 12:28 AM
Well I found out my fiance's porn name so I would like to tell you all about the hottest new video... "Sarah Does South America" starring Tippi Naraganset and Twinkie Brunereau. :lol:

Gardenwife
08-28-2005, 01:22 AM
I'm dyin' here - these are hilarious!

mousie
08-28-2005, 02:08 AM
Oh my. This is just wrong!!! Fluffy Church!!! At least, if you go by the first pet I really remember, and the first address.

Otherwise (from when I was about 3) Maurice Turnpike...
Oooooh, Fluffy Church is just baaaaaaaad.... :lol:

SwimGirl
08-28-2005, 03:08 AM
Too funny!! Mine is Portia Rivers... I can't decide if thats TOO good and I should consider a career change.. or if it's just wrong!

-Aimee

Nash
08-28-2005, 10:27 AM
Oh my god Aimee, that is toooo good, it seems real.

Jenaya
08-29-2005, 01:35 AM
Well, how about Tar P.O. Box 238 Rural Route 12??????????? See how you lose when you are raised in the rural?? I can't even pick up a good porn name...I was going to say that even my porn name sucks but that didn't seem at all appropriate (quiet Jill!) and, you must admit - it is quite a mouthful (stay pure here too). By the by, what the heck are you doing on kinky sights? You never cease to amaze me oh innocent looking one! You and that little Miss Bev (flying under the radar for 28 years) are always shocking me with something new : ).

Amanda Panda
08-29-2005, 02:41 PM
Timmy Old Farm!

My partner's is Livingstone Grampian - :dizzy:

Love Amanda x

matt_H
08-29-2005, 02:53 PM
Well, how about Tar P.O. Box 238 Rural Route 12??????????? ...

Sexy baby, Yeah!

YP1
08-29-2005, 03:16 PM
Hmm..

BJ Cherry.

And my sister would be Squidgey Cherry :o

funniegrrl
08-29-2005, 03:25 PM
Those are also the rules for picking a drag queen name, at least as explained on Will and Grace ...

Mine is Teddy Birch. Or, I guess it would have to be Teddi Birch. *yawn*

mousie
08-29-2005, 03:40 PM
Hmm..

BJ Cherry.

And my sister would be Squidgey Cherry :o

Oh god...I'm laughing so hard I think I'm going to herniate myself...OH my goodness, that's too funny! :lol:

newfiedarling
08-29-2005, 03:52 PM
I'm Sandi Station - boring, boring, boring.

I've been cracking up reading this tread!

~Dee

Shalia
08-30-2005, 02:28 PM
Hi, I'm new in here, and I'm peeking in to say I'd be Kaika Black Swan. Nothing too great. *shrug*

frenchiepolarbear
08-30-2005, 02:39 PM
It could be Ron Jeremy, but i do not have one of his attributes.......i do not have a mustache.....

Ok ladies get ready for Steamy Frenchie:devil:

treefrogtoes
08-30-2005, 03:44 PM
these are too great...

mine would be aweful... Clyde Pine (good for drag I guess!?)

If I were to go with a current one I would be a more fitting... Lexi Meadow

teapotdynamo
08-30-2005, 03:51 PM
Mine is definitely not a good porn star name, but it's extremely weird... are you ready for this?

Cotton Plantation!

Huh??! Guess I was raised mostly in Virginia, but sheesh... something a little sexier, please?!