Lighten Up! - Always wear clean underwear

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07-27-2005, 11:28 PM
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three
stitches in his forehead

07-28-2005, 02:56 AM
This is hysterical - thanks for a laugh before bedtime - LOL :lol:


07-28-2005, 09:49 AM
Oh my gosh, that is classic!!! :lol3:

08-10-2005, 12:31 AM

04-05-2006, 11:38 PM
This is too funny! i wanted it to be back up top so everyone could read it lol

04-06-2006, 04:03 AM