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rblackstripes
06-06-2001, 02:00 AM
The Lesson

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade
class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he
produced an experiment that involved a glass of water,
a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the
professor putting a worm first into the water. The
worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in
water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a
doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?"
the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand
and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't
get worms."


tjsjazzgrl
06-06-2001, 09:54 AM
LOL! That was cute! Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning!

rblackstripes
06-06-2001, 09:03 PM
Glad you enjoyed it! Have a great one!