100 lb. Club - Weight Loss Haikus

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06-10-2005, 02:31 AM
Just for fun! Haikus about weightloss, exercise, ect. ;) (First line 5 syllables, second line 7, third line 5)

Here's mine:

Fighting the fat war
Winning only when losing
Weapon? Exercise!

06-10-2005, 02:53 AM
Howie is slimming
but after tomorrow's cut
seeds won't be swimming

:devil: sorry, I couldn't resist :devil:

06-10-2005, 02:55 AM
Jillegal asskickin
coming my way shortly, yikes
oh I just can't wait

06-10-2005, 07:53 AM
Another plateau?
Where's the freakin' tape measure?
Scale's in the garbage. :lol:

06-10-2005, 11:48 AM
Trying hard to lose
Sometimes it is hard to choose
But we can succeed

06-10-2005, 12:18 PM
a deligent fight
trying to make good choices
to make me healthy

06-10-2005, 01:10 PM
My hand on my heart.
Beating, reminding me. Life.
I deserve good health.

06-10-2005, 03:04 PM
Path interrupted
Life lessons hard-learned build strength
Rebuild, regain, lose

06-10-2005, 03:07 PM
Losing weight is great
Be positive and you'll see
Hey, it worked for me!
(until I got pregnant)! :lol:

06-10-2005, 03:09 PM
Sarah----- your haiku is so true and fits many people. I LOVE IT!

06-10-2005, 03:18 PM
Thanks, Gretchen! :goodvibes I was hoping others would see that and that it would ring true for them also. All of our paths are different, and most of them have been hit with one kind of interruption or another! ;) Hopefully I remain alone here in mine.

P.S. Go positivity! :cp:

06-10-2005, 04:08 PM
In my mind's mirror
A slimmer me
Reflections of the future

06-10-2005, 04:29 PM
Seed firmly planted
Now nurturing the new life
Will blossom next year

06-10-2005, 05:54 PM
Strong and beautiful
Emerging from the layers
Learning to love me


06-10-2005, 06:12 PM
Bike ride in the rain
Gasp up hills on wobbly legs
Zooming down hill, WHEEEEE!

06-10-2005, 06:21 PM
You all write so eloquently. I'm having problems coming up with one. I'll think it over on the weekend and post it Monday. I must've been having a blonde moment or something because when I first saw this I thought you meant you were going to be taking a weight los hiatus and had just misspelled it. :dizzy:

06-10-2005, 09:43 PM
:D Dawnyal!

06-11-2005, 12:14 AM
Swimming in these pants
Two chins merging into one
Cute clothes here I come!

06-11-2005, 05:12 AM
Different person now
Learning new habits so well
Change for the better

06-11-2005, 05:40 AM
You've all made my day! I can't believe how many have posted haikus! :dizzy: :D :) Was worrried all would think haikus lame. :o

We're all a bunch of poets and we didn't even know it. :lol: What a talented bunch we are.

06-11-2005, 10:27 AM
I see where I am
By enjoying this moment
Walk towards the sun

06-11-2005, 05:12 PM
Can't wait for shopping
For size 16 no stopping
Must keep on moving