South Beach Diet - My Weekend **SNORK**

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06-06-2005, 07:04 AM

This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are apparently past the age of giving a running pursuit.

What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well enhanced young man comes up.

With muscles flexing, and body stretched to its full potential, he pretends to wash your windshield. While he is doing this, another person opens the back door of your car, taking anything you have in the car.

They are very good at this. They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday---I couldn't find them on Sunday.

06-06-2005, 07:15 AM
:rofl: I'll try to find them for you.

06-06-2005, 07:19 AM
Thanks! I do need SOME excitement in my pissy little life! :lol3:

06-06-2005, 08:36 AM
Think maybe they headed my way? :D

06-06-2005, 09:13 AM
:lol: Send them my way...tell them I've got the Hope Diamond, THe Mona Lisa, & THe Elephant Man's bones in the back seat ;)

Don't tell them about the webcam I have set up back there though, I wouldn't want them to think I was perverted or anything! ;)

little chick
06-06-2005, 11:22 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: