Lighten Up! - The next installment of "Survivor"




mauvaisroux
05-10-2005, 10:46 AM
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with
1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.

There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

Clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;

and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins...

only if...

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again

for the next 18-25 years...

eventually earning the right to be called...

"Mother."

:rofl:


FrouFrou
05-16-2005, 02:51 PM
Good one! :lol: Now, if that would only happen in real life! LOL