100 lb. Club - What PMS REALLY stands for!

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03-16-2005, 10:14 AM
13. Psychotic Mood Shift

12. Pack My Stuff

11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

10. Perpetual Munching Spree

9. Puffy Mid-Section

8. People Make Me Sick

7. Provide Me with Sweets

6. Pardon My Sobbing

5. Pimples May Surface

4. Pass My Sweatpants

3. Pissy Mood Syndrome

2. Plainly Men Suck

And The Number One Thing PMS Stands for is:

1. Pass My Shotgun

03-16-2005, 01:31 PM
hahaha I was thinking Pass Me the Sweets hahaha, I'm crazing anything and everything sweet this week

03-16-2005, 01:47 PM
Sandi --thanks for the laugh this morning.

03-16-2005, 02:05 PM
Heheh, I love it! Can you imagine 1 month without PMS? Mmmm.. not being moody or crampy... oh the day!


03-16-2005, 02:27 PM
That's what birth control pills are for :p I've been on them since I was 16 (for ovarian cyst prevention), and while I still get cramps, my mood swings are almost non-existant. Also, starting this month, my gyn said I can go 2 packs without placebos for the last week of pack 1--translation: I'll only get my TOM every other month (6 a year)!!! :D

Amanda Panda
03-19-2005, 09:59 AM
Ha Ha Sandi - I feel ALL of them at the moment! Thanks for the laugh!

Love Amanda x

03-19-2005, 11:49 AM
here's one from a male:putting up with male s***t :lol: glen

03-19-2005, 05:52 PM
Jill - I used to do that... I have endometriosis and it used to help quite a bit... I had to stop because I was getting REALLY bloated and it wouldn't go away! Ugh, it was fairly aggrivating. Unfortunately for me, I get such severe PMS sometimes that the pill didn't help one bit.. And cramps? I would get everything removed if I had made up my mind on having children or not... my cramps tend to be in my cyatic (sp?) nerve, so my legs, and back and tummy are all cramped up. I went to the doctor once and she basically said to suck it up, and it was normal. poo-head doctors!