South Beach Diet - *** In Case You Need A Monday SNORK ***




Ruthxxx
02-21-2005, 02:45 PM
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

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ellis
02-21-2005, 03:15 PM
More, more!! :hat:
:rofl:

beachgal
02-21-2005, 03:42 PM
:lol3:

Ruth, you are the snork queen lately! :queen:


Bamiegurl
02-21-2005, 03:46 PM
Ruth...That is so funny! Is he from the south? lol

Ruthxxx
02-21-2005, 03:48 PM
Why dy'all wanna know? :lol: