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07-19-2004, 03:53 PM
Somebody sent me one of those silly links that predicts your ideal career (based on your name). I put in "Jill" and was informed that my ideal career would be as a bearded lady in the circus. This rather concerned me because I've had to pluck a few hairs from my chin since the onset of pre-menopause :mad: I started to wonder how accurate this thing would be if you entered your screen name...here are a few interesting results, using some 3FC posters.

"Rochemist" = Alien investigator (Good thing she already speaks Klingon)
"Aprylcadabra" = Brain surgeon (I think we always knew what a brilliant li'l miss she is)
"Inca's Momma" = Muppet impersonator. (Hmm, that evokes images of a gentle soul. Perhaps she should have second thoughts about her new friendship with "Glynne" = Trained assassin!)
"Boiaby" = Rabbit slayer (Don't tell me that meek and mild personality is only a facade!!)
"JacobsMommy" = Secondhand car salesperson (Okay, she does have the gift of gab and talked me into a few things against my better judgement whilst in Chicago) :p
"Tolose85" = Topless model (need I say anything more?) Not to be outdone..."Melsfolly" = Porn star!
"Lessofsarahtolove" = Big game hunter. (As interesting as that is, more interesting is when you just put in "Sarah" = Dietician!!!)
"Raelynn" = Professional tramp (which I thought meant hobo, but I had second thoughts seeing as she shares an affinity with "Br00klyn" = Prostitute) :o
"Jiffypop" = Funeral director (Well...she is a compassionate, comforting person...)
"Tiffanie" = Anything where you can kiss ***. (You never know with these newbies, do you??)
"Goddess Jessica" = Pirate (Can there ever be too many pirates with great legs?)
"Mthrgoos68" = Spinster with cats (Seeing as she has 6 kids I was thinking we could clearly debunk this site, that is until "Jillegal" = Paleantologist! Considering my undergrad degree is in anthropology this is pretty freaky!) :dizzy:

Well, that's all the time I have for now (must get back to work before I get fired and have to start honing up my paleantology skills)

Here's the link - go check yourself out! :D


07-19-2004, 03:55 PM
LMAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks Jill! :D You just made my day... that's freakin' awesome! :lol:

07-19-2004, 04:27 PM
This was excellent!! :lol3: You know, I'm actually disappointed that I ended up with "big game hunter" (ick) and "dietician" -- I wanted to be the porn star!! ;)

No kidding, this was truly great! :lol:

07-19-2004, 04:41 PM
I'm rolling in the aisle. When I entered as "anagram", my ideal job is as a Garden Gnome.

With my given name, my job is God.

I think I'll try again and see if the same thing comes up again.

07-19-2004, 04:49 PM
OMG, I put in my real name and it says my ideal job is a professional tramp!! Guess that beats being a rabbit slayer, huh?. Raelynn, Br00klyn and I could start our own professional call girl service and clean up! This is hilarious Jill, thanks for posting it for us! I'm gonna go try a few more!


07-19-2004, 05:08 PM
OMG!!! Too funny!!! When I enter Sandi, I am a dietician and Sandra is a professional temp.

Jill - TALKED you into?? REALLY?? :tape:

07-19-2004, 05:15 PM
That is just what I needed today!! That is great!

Goddess Jessica
07-19-2004, 06:33 PM
Arrr!! Avast ye maties! Shiver me timbers! Where are those tramps! Wench! Bring me my ale!

07-19-2004, 07:00 PM
With my given name I'm a Garden Gnome. Darn it! I thought I had more ambition than that.

With Lekker, I'm the Prime Minister! Woohoo! Watch out Canada! :)

07-19-2004, 07:31 PM
haha, mine is a lapdancer! ::wipes tears from eyes and picks self up floor::

thanks for sharing that one, jill! :)

Inca's Momma
07-19-2004, 08:08 PM
Ok I think I'll stick with muppet impersonator but I gotta ditch glynne she scares me. When I used my real name I got housekeeper :lol: If only you guys could see the dump I live in, it qualifies as a landfill!

07-19-2004, 08:25 PM
Okay...my ideal job is Satan. That's pretty scary! :lol:

07-19-2004, 08:49 PM
Okay...my ideal job is Satan. That's pretty scary! :lol:

OMG......now THAT's funny! :lol3: I wonder how it pays? :chin:

07-19-2004, 09:18 PM
Oh boy...With my real name (Victoria) my ideal career is a suicide bomber!

When I put in Viki it is a mad scientist.

Is anyone else worrying about my mental health right now LOL

07-20-2004, 10:09 AM
Thanks Jill for smiles and laughs. If Kim won't answer the phone when I call to walk on Wednesday ~ I'll know why.


07-20-2004, 10:49 AM
nuqDaq' oH puchpa"e'

At least I can ask to go to the bathroom ;)

Good one Jill :D


07-21-2004, 04:00 PM
Thought I'd welcome the most recent newbies by checking out their ideal careers.

"Passport2004" = Superhero. We're going to have some mighty high expectations of you! Another relative newcomer, "djs", also has the Superhero designation, but when you put in her real name of Dana = Fluffy bunny trainer. Hmmmm

"Mezmerize" = Church minister. Guess I'd better watch my language from now on...

"nycchik" = Village idiot. See, my Mum is right, that's what too many cartoons can do!! j/k hon.


07-22-2004, 12:18 PM
Gretchen = Sewage worker! Look everyone I'm covered in poo! hee hee.. I am anouncing today that I've changed my name to tolose85.. Going to the courthouse at lunch! ha ha ha This is totally great!

Amanda Panda
07-23-2004, 04:01 PM
Oh, mine was boring - air stewardess - i want to be a fluffy bunny trainer!

Love Amanda x

07-23-2004, 08:37 PM
"Alison, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist."


"NYCchik, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot."

they kinda clash, I think...lol. Thanks for sharing! It was fun!

07-23-2004, 08:46 PM
:lol: that is so funny

07-23-2004, 08:59 PM
gatsby should be the village idiot
and genevieve is president
so it's pretty consistent for me ;)


07-24-2004, 12:11 AM
This is still way too funny... came back to this thread for a giggle :lol: as its been a long day...


07-24-2004, 09:34 AM
This was so funny that I made a list of everyone in my department at work and my manager read it out loud at our morning meeting. It was hilarious and everyone just loved it! Thanks again for sharing it Jill!