100 lb. Club - For my Fellow Canadians.... (ot joke)

04-21-2004, 08:58 AM
This is cute :)

Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


1. 50 Fahrenheit (10 C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.


2. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.


3. 32 Fahrenheit (0 C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.


4. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.


5. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


6. -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawa canal opens for skating.


7. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


8. -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying "cold eh?"


9. -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)

**** freezes over.

Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup.*

04-21-2004, 10:36 AM
That is too funny and yet so true!!

04-21-2004, 01:24 PM
Ooooo....Jillegal won't like this one (Maple Leafs fan...donchaknow)...but I do!!

04-21-2004, 03:07 PM
Since I'm still savouring the afterglow of that magnificent Leaf victory of last night, I'll let that cheap shot ride, but you'd better not put your hat and mitts away, cuz in a couple of weeks you'll be making snowmen down south (waaaaaaaaaay down) while dodging all those flying pigs!!!

GOOOOOOO LEAFS!!! BRING ON PHILLY SO WE CAN CREAM THEM (okay, I admit that's a bit cheesy :D)

04-21-2004, 07:57 PM
:lol: That is SO true! lol

04-21-2004, 09:18 PM
:lol: :lol: We could substitute a lot of those in for Northern Wisconsinites.... lol :lol:

04-21-2004, 09:37 PM
That's hilarious! :lol: