100 lb. Club - A few humorous things I found on the net

04-12-2004, 02:58 PM
Not sure if any of you have seen these..I thought some of them were pretty funny.

If you hang your swimsuit
On the refrigerator door,
The goodies inside
Will be easier to ignore.
~The Quote Garden

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown

04-12-2004, 03:50 PM
LMAO :lol: :lol:

04-12-2004, 05:11 PM
Very cute!! :)

04-12-2004, 05:59 PM
That just brightened my day... Funny :)

04-12-2004, 07:24 PM
thanks for making me laugh