I sent this out in an email - but thought it would be interesting to post this here.
Ok, so I am a TV geek. I love "Inside the Actor's Studio" on Bravo. At the end of each show James Lipton asks the Bernard Pivot's qestionnaire. I filled in my answers. If you feel like it, and have 5 minutes fill it out and send it back to me.
01. What is your favorite word? munchkin
02. What is your least favorite word? paperwork
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? a sweet smile
04. What turns you off? stupidity
05. What is your favorite curse word? f k
06. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
07. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock or phone ringing
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? pastry chef
09. What profession would you not like to do? work in a deli (never again!)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? God would first say "See I do exist", then I would like to hear "Good job, and we have an endless supply of your favorite foods"
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? trying something new
04. What turns you off? stupidity
05. What is your favorite curse word? Bloody ****!!! or Dumbass!
06. What sound or noise do you love? music
07. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock or phone ringing
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? interior decorator or fashion designer
09. What profession would you not like to do? retail salesperson (been there, done that )
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? God would first say "Welcome", then I would like to hear " you lived life to the fullest and made the most of what you had and were surrounded by people you cared about and who cared about,...and you have a room with a view"
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10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ", the boss is here!" [/QUOTE]
01. What is your favorite word? honey
02. What is your least favorite word? it's not fair ( not a word but the most overused phrase in my houe)
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? intelligence
04. What turns you off? laziness
05. What is your favorite curse word? ****ing jack ***
06. What sound or noise do you love? my children's laughter
07. What sound or noise do you hate? whining
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? horse racing
09. What profession would you not like to do? anything managment
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? there is a reason for everything
By "wrong" I meant different from the ones I gave you the first time. heh heh.
Actually, my swear word has a lot of emotion in it. I don't pronounce it "crap". I say, "kerrrrr AP!" If you see what I mean.
01. What is your favorite word? Nu`u`u`uli (it's a village in american samoa that we lived in for a while, it's pronounced noo-oo-oo-ooli)
02. What is your least favorite word? moistor pregnant
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The Ocean and the woods.
04. What turns you off? the city and cars
05. What is your favorite curse word? it's really not nice and i don't want to offend anyone, so i'll keep it to myself.
06. What sound or noise do you love? waves crashing on the shore
07. What sound or noise do you hate? anyone touching (or looking at) styrophome and my husband grinding his teeth at night
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Interior design, professional organizer, or chef
09. What profession would you not like to do? animal euthinization or anything medical
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You're in luck, we're even taking athiests today"
So, then... does this quiz tell us anything about ourselves? Or is it just for amusement?
01. What is your favorite word? it's a tie between eccentric and peculiar
02. What is your least favorite word? can't
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? great music
04. What turns you off? narrow-mindedness and fear
05. What is your favorite curse word? F--ing (but I keep trying to use more creative language and avoid curse words, often to no avail)
06. What sound or noise do you love? nature (birds singing, running stream, waves crashing etc.)
07. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? acting in live theatre, preferably musical theatre
09. What profession would you not like to do? anything where the work is hard but the pay is low.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome and come inside. If you thought life on earth was fabulous, wait 'til you see THIS place!
01. What is your favorite word? knoodles (just sounds funny)
02. What is your least favorite word? n*gg*r
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? sitting quietly with no disruptions
04. What turns you off? poor grammar
05. What is your favorite curse word? SH*T
06. What sound or noise do you love? splashing water
07. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam pieces being rubbed together
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer
09. What profession would you not like to do? accountant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hi there! I have some people here that can't wait to see you again!
Bernard Pivot qestionnaire
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It was the mildest one I had seen. 
