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StarPrincess
01-20-2004, 05:27 PM
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


Hockeychic
01-20-2004, 05:52 PM
Hey I like that one!!!

angel-eyes
01-20-2004, 06:03 PM
haha....just when you were ready for another survey.....SURVEY SAYS!!!!! too funny, maybe thats what our problem is!!!


StorybookMama
01-20-2004, 06:13 PM
Ahh, either that or it's the fact that in America, England and Canada, we eat everything that they eat in Japan, Mexico, Germany, Ukraine, France AND Italy all at the same time. LOL!!!

The key is to stick with one ethnic food preference and not all of them.

StarPrincess
01-20-2004, 06:15 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Lisa! There you go being all practical again! :dizzy: