100 lb. Club - a poem for all of us




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jiffypop
01-13-2004, 04:33 PM
Inside me,
There's a thin Woman
Crying to get out
But I can usually shut the
***** up with Cookies


mthrgoos68
01-13-2004, 04:35 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jiff, you are too funny!!!

SuchAPrettyFace
01-13-2004, 04:58 PM
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake...


Jennelle
01-13-2004, 05:20 PM
:rofl:

It's almost a haiku! :)

Charbar
01-13-2004, 05:39 PM
OMG I have not heard of a haiku since grade school (see you really don't use everything you learn!)
I can usually shut my skinny ***** with mexican food!

missaprylj
01-13-2004, 08:51 PM
Ice cream works here too....

Jiff, toooooo funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

1fralick
01-14-2004, 05:57 AM
I love cookies!

Sandi
01-14-2004, 09:22 AM
I usually sit on mine while I watch TV and eat popcorn.

matt_H
01-14-2004, 09:31 AM
Here is a haiku (since you guys asked):

I am not that fat,
I am just really big boned,
Also a large ***.

gonzostar
01-14-2004, 10:51 AM
matt! omg! that one's even better!