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09-19-2003, 10:01 PM
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people
between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

Sincerely, The Dog :joker:

09-20-2003, 11:44 AM
Bad, Bad, Bad DOG!:devil:

I love cats!:)

09-20-2003, 09:27 PM
just my kind of self cleaning toilet!!! (I wish I had though of that when my cats were peeing on my couch!!!)

01-21-2004, 11:44 AM
:dizzy: I love my kitty, but that is too funny!

01-23-2004, 04:36 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I almost peed myself!