General chatter - Just 5 minutes a day on the new BREATH diet melts away fat!!!




tricon7
08-01-2013, 09:45 AM
The new fat-burning craze! This Breath Diet only has to be done only 5 minutes a day (!!!) in order to melt the fat right off! Who wants to start Day 1 on this with me?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2381855/BREATH-DIET-A-cheap-way-lose-weight-takes-just-5-minutes-day.html


freelancemomma
08-01-2013, 10:20 AM
Sounds great, but I heard it only works if you follow the breaths with incantations to a particular Shinto god. And it has to be a Tuesday.

:-) Freelance

Tuscany
08-01-2013, 10:31 AM
I think you also need to be standing on your head at the time, which is a problem for me, 'cause I have two heads...


Trudiha
08-01-2013, 10:37 AM
I suppose it will be a bone to throw to folks who claim to be eating 7 calories a day, exercising for hours and not seeing any results on the scales.

tricon7
08-01-2013, 10:43 AM
I think this is a fallback for those who abandon the all-I-need-is-sunlight-and-air diet.

Elladorine
08-01-2013, 12:45 PM
You mean I've just been breathing wrong all this time?!! :yawn:

saef
08-01-2013, 12:52 PM
No, Elladorine, apparently you haven't been breathing at all.

We all have to start somewhere. Baby steps: Five minutes a day.

Suzanne 3FC
08-01-2013, 01:04 PM
Hmm, I huffed and puffed for decades and it didn't help me lose weight!


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saef
08-02-2013, 10:49 AM
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Quiet Ballerina
08-03-2013, 06:42 PM
Sounds great, but I heard it only works if you follow the breaths with incantations to a particular Shinto god. And it has to be a Tuesday.

:-) Freelance

But if it rains on Tuesday, you can switch to Thursday. ;)

luckyme0510
08-05-2013, 04:52 AM
Ha! Lol. Guess I should have kept my incentive spirometer... Maybe they'll put one in my gym!

At least it's harmless unlike some other fad diets. Might even help improve lung capacity.