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Old 05-14-2013, 09:24 PM   #1  
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Yesterday, I had a pretty severe fibromyalgia flare. During bad flares, my skin hurts so bad that even soft jammies are uncomfortable, so I'll get undresses and lie in bed under a sheet or comforter (before I lost the weight, even a comforter or sheet was too much). Usually hubby will draw the blinds, but it was such a nice day and storms were forecast, so he wanted to enjoy the sun while it lasted, and he thought I was asleep (which I was, until I had to go to the bathroom).

I quite literally forgot that I was naked, and went to ask Hubby to make me lunch, when I saw a group at the front door (and therefore they could see me - buck-arse nekkid except for panties).

Now to see into our apartment that far, you almost have to have your nose pressed against the glass, or at least only a few inches from it - but yeah, they all were that close.

I hightailed it back to bed right quick, and hoped they hadn't seen, but no, I'm pretty sure they did because hubby answered the door and they handed him a pamphlet and pretty much ran off.

I guess that's one way to discourage door-to-door solicitors.

It would have been funny (ok, it's still pretty darn funny, but it would have been funnier) if there hadn't been a young man of no more than 13 or 14 in the group.
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Old 05-14-2013, 09:27 PM   #2  
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I love it! You have a right to walk around your own house as nekkid as you want. My philosophy is if they don't wanna see it they shouldn't be knocking on stranger's doors!
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Old 05-14-2013, 09:38 PM   #3  
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If the teen wasn't there I would have answered the door that way, saying I'm a nudist and require all ppl who enter my home to be naked too
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Now I know how to keep them away from my house!!

Your story made me smile.

Sorry about your flares, hope you are feeling better soon.
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Old 05-14-2013, 09:40 PM   #5  
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Yeah, I really wouldn't have felt bad, if it weren't for the kid. A chance to see a nekkid lady, and it's THIS nekkid lady - almost 300 lbs of saggy, baggy, nearly ghost-white skin.

I may have traumatized the poor lad.
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Old 05-14-2013, 09:57 PM   #6  
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Now I know how to keep them away from my house!!

Your story made me smile.

Sorry about your flares, hope you are feeling better soon.
Thanks, I actually do feel quite a lot better. I slept like a rock last night, and sleep deprivation is probably my worst trigger. I'm still a little sore and fuzzy-headed, but all things considered, not too bad. Looks like the weather is going to be comfortable and consistent for the next week or two, so that will help (I usually feel best during mid-to late spring, early summer, and most of autumn).

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LMAO you just proved to them that miracles do exist! ahahahahahahaha!
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:30 AM   #8  
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LOL! Too funny! I wear minimal clothing when I'm at home, and whenever a solicitor comes to the door I'm running to put something on. I like the way Superheroteacher put it, that's what they get for knocking on stranger's doors!
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:44 AM   #9  
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If that had been me they would have found me without panties.

Which, as a guy, might be a good or a bad thing.
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If the teen wasn't there I would have answered the door that way, saying I'm a nudist and require all ppl who enter my home to be naked too
My great aunt did this, acted really interested but insistent that they had to get nekkid too if they wanted to talk to her lol they got gone fast.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:35 PM   #11  
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At least they won't be bothering you again any time soon! Also, glad you're feeling better now
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:47 PM   #12  
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Lol
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:58 PM   #13  
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Hey whatever. Kids gotta learn sometimes!
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Perhaps I should become a Jehova's Witness...
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Bahahahahahaha....kaplods's witnesses!!
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