A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year-old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say '****' and you say '***'."
The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7 year-old replies, "Aw ****, Mom, I'll just have some cheerios."
The suprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a stemer note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"
"I don't know," the 4-year-old blubbers, "but you can bet your *** it's not gonna be Cheerios!"
Anything But Cheerios
