100 lb. Club - I have a date....conversation in my house




Angihas2
01-18-2013, 11:35 PM
background, daughter's bday sleep over had to be cancelled, the 7 yr old and 9 mos old are sick and feverish, so still germy. We still did build your own pizza's, using lavash flatbread, lots of fresh veggies, pizza sauce and cheese. We also had a boston cream pie planned instead of her build your own cupcakes, we'll save those for her rescheduled party. Anyway, I know I'd been low on calories the last few days and had already entered what I planned to put on my pizza calorie wise, so I could have a piece of pie. The entire piece of bread is 100 calories, and roughly 8x5", so pretty good sized. This is the resulting conversation between the hubs and I

him: honey, you haven't eaten much, would you like some more?
me: no, I'm planning a piece of pie, and I have a date with the teens in the next week or so
him: the teens? do I know them? Or are they a couple from your classes?
me: what? what are you talking about?
him: the teens? the people you're meeting for lunch next week or so....?
me: (staring at him while trying not to giggle) the teens, as in the next decade...
him: but you said you're seeing them next week or the week after?!
me: the TWO TEENS
him: I KNOW YOU SAID THE TEENS ALREADY
me: (flat out laughing) the 2teens, as in 200 + a set of numbers that equates between 11-19.....
him: what. the. ****. are you talking about woman?!
me: the SCALE!
him: oh. you realize, you talk about them like they're PEOPLE?
me: yes, people I dont wanna know for long!

Gave me a giggle, figured someone else would enjoy it


KimL1214
01-18-2013, 11:53 PM
Hahaha!!! Classic Male!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Misti in Seattle
01-18-2013, 11:59 PM
Love it LOL


Veneficae
01-19-2013, 12:16 AM
Lol... This is great... I can just imagine what was going through his mind!

Mozzy
01-19-2013, 12:41 AM
rotflmao!!!!

penmage
01-19-2013, 01:18 AM
:rofl:

April Snow
01-19-2013, 11:10 AM
love it!

elvislover324
01-19-2013, 11:20 AM
That was so funny, I loved it!!!!

Told it to my husband, he didn't get it!!

angieand2girls
01-19-2013, 12:55 PM
I could see that dialog on a sitcom! LOL! That was awesome! :D

bethFromDayton
01-19-2013, 01:24 PM
DH wanted to know why I was laughing--I may try to explain it to him, but it might be too much background for him to get!

linJber
01-19-2013, 05:12 PM
Very funny. We do think differently, don't we?

Lin

Diana3271
01-19-2013, 09:32 PM
LOVE IT! Half the time my DH doesn't have a clue as to what I am talking about either. I don't even have the energy to try to explain it in a way he would understand. He would probably still look at me dazed and confused. :rofl: