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maezy1
12-02-2012, 10:32 AM
Last night around 3am I get up to use the restroom. Its an every night ordeal for me due to drinking 150 gallons of water every day! So my feet hit the floor. Oh yeah, I have a cast on my leg so I grab my crutches and fumble into the bathroom half asleep. I go to sit down on the potty and fall in!!! Oh the hazards of losing weight. There I am my bootie hitting cold water, my cast preventing me from moving and praying I don't tee tee on myself!!! DH, who left the seat up, is snoring as I scream for help to get out of the potty!!!!
Oh what a night. Bet he'll remember to leave the seat down tonight!!!!!


New Englander
12-02-2012, 10:34 AM
LOL!!! My first thought is you have the smallest bum in the world or the largest toilet seat!!! (And when you hit goal you'll be able to do laps in that thing!)

DH needs a little payback!!! LOL!!!

libertybelle
12-02-2012, 10:40 AM
Oh, the joys of laughter!!! Thanks!

Attitude is everything. Thanks for sharing!!!


NinjaNurse
12-02-2012, 10:52 AM
[QUOTE=New Englander;4545307]LOL!!! My first thought is you have the smallest bum in the world or the largest toilet seat!!! (And when you hit goal you'll be able to do laps in that thing!)


Agreed!

lisa32989
12-02-2012, 11:11 AM
Last night around 3am I get up to use the restroom. Its an every night ordeal for me due to drinking 150 gallons of water every day! So my feet hit the floor. Oh yeah, I have a cast on my leg so I grab my crutches and fumble into the bathroom half asleep. I go to sit down on the potty and fall in!!! Oh the hazards of losing weight. There I am my bootie hitting cold water, my cast preventing me from moving and praying I don't tee tee on myself!!! DH, who left the seat up, is snoring as I scream for help to get out of the potty!!!!
Oh what a night. Bet he'll remember to leave the seat down tonight!!!!!
Glad you are laughing. The silly toilet seat is a battle in many-a-household.
and I'm LOL @ 150 gals of water, too :dizzy:

Onyxmom
12-02-2012, 11:32 AM
A little chuckle, sorry it was at your expense, was just the way to start the day.

Misti in Seattle
12-02-2012, 11:34 AM
LOL I'm just reading... not on IP.. but cracking up laughing. You may be the only woman on the face of the earth who has broken her husband of leaving the toilet seat up!

Lizzy63
12-02-2012, 11:50 AM
OMG! That is hilarious! And this is exactly why I do not share a bathroom with DH.

djs06
12-02-2012, 12:13 PM
:lol: you poor thing!!!m

rofl306
12-02-2012, 12:22 PM
Thanks for sharing! Hope your day goes better! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Starshine
12-02-2012, 12:34 PM
:yikes: But oh, so funny! And yes, tiny, tiny bottom! :) Thanks so much for sharing!