40-Somethings - Thread Titles I Wish I Could Write

07-26-2012, 11:22 PM
-Why am I losing weight so quickly?

-I blinked and I was at goal!

-Rant - Why is it so hard to find clothing in smaller sizes?

-I can't remember the last time I had a craving - what's wrong with me?

-Help! Stress makes my appetite disappear!

-I am living proof that it's possible to lose weight during PMS!

-I gave up chocolate for Lent, and now I can't stand the sight of it!

-Waaa! People hate me because I'm thin and beautiful!

-Unwanted weight loss over vacation - what to do to put the pounds back on?

-How in the world am I going to eat all of my allotted calories today?

-It's so annoying having to pass all those slow pokes on the bike path!

Those are just a few I can think of that I wish I could write! Blurp. :dizzy:

Mountain Mamma
07-26-2012, 11:58 PM
Ha! Thanks for a good laugh!:rofl:

07-27-2012, 04:48 AM
Hahaha!!!:lol: Made my breakfast for sure! :lol:

07-27-2012, 02:41 PM
"All I seem to crave these days are broccoli, green salads, and fresh fruit"
"Had to throw birthday cake away because it was moldy"
"My butt's so tiny I keep falling in while peeing!"
"Sometimes I just forget to eat. Anyone else?"

07-27-2012, 02:43 PM
:joker: Those are some good ones! It's either laugh or cry, right?

07-27-2012, 02:59 PM
These are all great.

How about:

I keep forgetting to eat!
Kale: tastier than a cookie!

07-27-2012, 03:17 PM
I had another woosh this week!

It's become so easy to find pants that for properly!

My size 6s are getting baggy!

I never want pasta or potatoes anymore!

It's so easy to put away the chips after just a few bites!

07-27-2012, 03:46 PM
Bought Girl Scout Kale Chips Today

07-27-2012, 05:12 PM

How about -

-Who knew? Lettuce wraps are actually tastier than burritos!

07-27-2012, 05:30 PM
Kind of embarrassed; my nephew can put his arms around me twice!

What a fun thread, Guac!:carrot:

07-27-2012, 07:40 PM
This really made me laugh! How about - How can I get people from constantly asking about my buff arms.

07-27-2012, 10:56 PM
How about: Getting worried - too many whooshes? Or, Oh no! Where'd my stretch marks go? :lol3:

07-28-2012, 02:31 AM
:rofl:I'm laughing with tears in my eyes right now!! You guys are funny

07-29-2012, 02:18 AM
How can I keep my husbands hands off of me?

HELP! I can't find pants small enough

Anyone else have a problem enjoying ice cream?

I am spending soooo much having my clothes taken in

I wish they made smaller portions at (insert favorite restaurant here)


08-03-2012, 05:50 PM
"I Woke Up this Morning and - Where's My Extra Weight?"

08-03-2012, 08:26 PM
Thread Title I Did Hear Today:

"You're losing weight, aren't you?"

08-03-2012, 08:29 PM
Way to go Treadmiler!

I love receiving compliments! And I love giving them almost just as much!:D

11-19-2012, 12:46 PM
I wish I could write this thread title -

"Help me decide what to eat on Thursday - I can't stand Thanksgiving food!"

11-20-2012, 01:06 PM
Gosh I am sooooo toned
Thank goodness no jiggly bits
What is extra skin?
I truly can't stand Carbs anymore...
the list is endless

11-20-2012, 08:47 PM
100 pounds list in 4 weeks! It just melted off! Oh, that would be a great post.

11-20-2012, 09:17 PM
I loved these! Thanks for the laughs, ladies. :)

11-25-2012, 08:56 PM
how about

I can eat like this for the rest of my life
Who needs cake when you have whey?

11-25-2012, 11:24 PM
Wow! I found a cellulite cream that works!

11-30-2012, 07:09 PM
These were great for a giggle, pretty sure I burned a calorie reading them :)

11-30-2012, 07:53 PM

This thread is so funny!!

01-10-2013, 05:57 PM
-OMG! I am Soooo Tired of Being Confused with the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Model!

- For the Last Time I AM NOT a Super Model

-My Daughter's College Friends Think I am Her (Younger) Sister

-Who Needs Dessert When You Can Have Veggies

01-10-2013, 06:04 PM
These were hilarious! Loved every one of them.

SciFi Mom
01-10-2013, 08:24 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a better drain for my shower? I am so thin I think I may slip down the drain.

I lost five pounds just reaching for the remote!

01-12-2013, 01:25 PM
Help! I Find Showers Exhausting...All That Running Around to Get Wet!

01-12-2013, 08:01 PM
Help! I Find Showers Exhausting...All That Running Around to Get Wet!


01-19-2013, 06:31 PM
Help! I'm losing too much weight!
I can just run on the treadmill all day, anyone else?
Who else is tired of having people telling them they need to stop losing??
Have you heard? Fat is the new thin! I'm putting it back on!
Where's the forum for those of us that need to gain weight?