40-Somethings - Thread Titles I Wish I Could Write




guacamole
07-26-2012, 11:22 PM
-Why am I losing weight so quickly?

-I blinked and I was at goal!

-Rant - Why is it so hard to find clothing in smaller sizes?

-I can't remember the last time I had a craving - what's wrong with me?

-Help! Stress makes my appetite disappear!

-I am living proof that it's possible to lose weight during PMS!

-I gave up chocolate for Lent, and now I can't stand the sight of it!

-Waaa! People hate me because I'm thin and beautiful!

-Unwanted weight loss over vacation - what to do to put the pounds back on?

-How in the world am I going to eat all of my allotted calories today?

-It's so annoying having to pass all those slow pokes on the bike path!

Those are just a few I can think of that I wish I could write! Blurp. :dizzy:


Mountain Mamma
07-26-2012, 11:58 PM
Ha! Thanks for a good laugh!:rofl:

Kitcherella
07-27-2012, 04:48 AM
Hahaha!!!:lol: Made my breakfast for sure! :lol:


curvynotlumpy
07-27-2012, 02:41 PM
"All I seem to crave these days are broccoli, green salads, and fresh fruit"
"Had to throw birthday cake away because it was moldy"
"My butt's so tiny I keep falling in while peeing!"
"Sometimes I just forget to eat. Anyone else?"

guacamole
07-27-2012, 02:43 PM
:joker: Those are some good ones! It's either laugh or cry, right?

Steph7409
07-27-2012, 02:59 PM
These are all great.

How about:

I keep forgetting to eat!
Kale: tastier than a cookie!

mahtha
07-27-2012, 03:17 PM
I had another woosh this week!

It's become so easy to find pants that for properly!

My size 6s are getting baggy!

I never want pasta or potatoes anymore!

It's so easy to put away the chips after just a few bites!

BillBlueEyes
07-27-2012, 03:46 PM
Bought Girl Scout Kale Chips Today

guacamole
07-27-2012, 05:12 PM
:rofl:

How about -

-Who knew? Lettuce wraps are actually tastier than burritos!

curvynotlumpy
07-27-2012, 05:30 PM
Kind of embarrassed; my nephew can put his arms around me twice!

What a fun thread, Guac!:carrot:

Prim2012
07-27-2012, 07:40 PM
This really made me laugh! How about - How can I get people from constantly asking about my buff arms.

ICUwishing
07-27-2012, 10:56 PM
How about: Getting worried - too many whooshes? Or, Oh no! Where'd my stretch marks go? :lol3:

alitorry
07-28-2012, 02:31 AM
:rofl:I'm laughing with tears in my eyes right now!! You guys are funny

syndehat
07-29-2012, 02:18 AM
How can I keep my husbands hands off of me?

HELP! I can't find pants small enough

Anyone else have a problem enjoying ice cream?

I am spending soooo much having my clothes taken in

I wish they made smaller portions at (insert favorite restaurant here)

:devil:

Laughdrjr
08-03-2012, 05:50 PM
"I Woke Up this Morning and - Where's My Extra Weight?"

treadmiler
08-03-2012, 08:26 PM
Thread Title I Did Hear Today:

"You're losing weight, aren't you?"

Laughdrjr
08-03-2012, 08:29 PM
Way to go Treadmiler!

I love receiving compliments! And I love giving them almost just as much!:D

guacamole
11-19-2012, 12:46 PM
I wish I could write this thread title -

"Help me decide what to eat on Thursday - I can't stand Thanksgiving food!"

starbrite
11-20-2012, 01:06 PM
Gosh I am sooooo toned
Thank goodness no jiggly bits
What is extra skin?
I truly can't stand Carbs anymore...
the list is endless

MablesGirl
11-20-2012, 08:47 PM
100 pounds list in 4 weeks! It just melted off! Oh, that would be a great post.

EagleRiverDee
11-20-2012, 09:17 PM
I loved these! Thanks for the laughs, ladies. :)

Kat117
11-25-2012, 08:56 PM
how about

I can eat like this for the rest of my life
Who needs cake when you have whey?

Zumbachica
11-25-2012, 11:24 PM
Wow! I found a cellulite cream that works!

trabo2009
11-30-2012, 07:09 PM
These were great for a giggle, pretty sure I burned a calorie reading them :)

twinieten
11-30-2012, 07:53 PM
:rofl:

This thread is so funny!!

KateB
01-10-2013, 05:57 PM
-OMG! I am Soooo Tired of Being Confused with the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Model!

- For the Last Time I AM NOT a Super Model

-My Daughter's College Friends Think I am Her (Younger) Sister

-Who Needs Dessert When You Can Have Veggies

elvislover324
01-10-2013, 06:04 PM
These were hilarious! Loved every one of them.

SciFi Mom
01-10-2013, 08:24 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a better drain for my shower? I am so thin I think I may slip down the drain.

I lost five pounds just reaching for the remote!

KateB
01-12-2013, 01:25 PM
Help! I Find Showers Exhausting...All That Running Around to Get Wet!

EagleRiverDee
01-12-2013, 08:01 PM
Help! I Find Showers Exhausting...All That Running Around to Get Wet!

LOL

thnknthin1
01-19-2013, 06:31 PM
Help! I'm losing too much weight!
I can just run on the treadmill all day, anyone else?
Who else is tired of having people telling them they need to stop losing??
Have you heard? Fat is the new thin! I'm putting it back on!
Where's the forum for those of us that need to gain weight?