100 lb. Club - I STILL wanna stay fat because....

salsa chip
06-14-2012, 01:15 AM
(Part 2 of the now classic thread)

I really, really love the effort it takes to get up each morning :dizzy:

06-14-2012, 01:29 AM
because I enjoy that nervous feeling when I sit on those teeny tiny toilets at friends' houses

06-14-2012, 03:26 AM
I want to stay fat because when I tell a kid that if he doesn't behave, I'll sit on him, that's a REAL threat and a terrifying one.

I want to stay fat because I love having to wonder into the plus size section after a super thin attendant tells me my size isn't in the section I'm currently in.

I want to stay fat because who wouldn't want their stomache to turn into two when they sit down and the jeans push into it?

I want to stay fat because my boyfriend HATES lingerie and would NEVER want to see me in it.

I want to stay fat because I enjoy when I get a muffin at starbucks, the barista gives that look, you all know THE look.

I want to stay fat because it's fun getting a Pizza for myself and once it's delivered shouting back in the house to no one "PIZZA'S Here!" So the delivery guy doesn't think I ordered it for JUST me.